Taylor Swift (above) - Not only does this Jerk Own all her albums, he also knows every word to every song. That isn't sad is it? Taylor is flawless, head to toe and she is very deserving of the number 1 spot on this list. Miley Cyrus (above) - She is so freaky and this Jerk Off likes it. I'm not a fan of her music but I can appreciate her shows. Call me, maybe? Rhianna (above) - What can any man say but DAMN! This pop star is drop dead gorgeous and has hit after hit after hit on Billboard. Good find Jay-Z! Cheryl Cole (above) -I am not gonna lie, I know nothing about this girl, just that she looks insanely hot. Ariana Grande (above) - Her music makes for good background music at a party. I love her hair and innocent face paired with slutty outfits. A bit confusing imagery but this Jerk Off isn't confused. She wants me!
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Do you remember when Tiger Woods was the best golfer in the world? I do. And it wasn't even close, he'd win by 10-20 strokes. Then came that fateful Thanksgiving 7 years ago when his wife took a 6 iron to his face. He hasn't won since. Everyone says its all the girls messing up his mind and game, but I offer a much different view. When Tiger was dominate he was a scrawny kid (below) who could drive the ball 400 yards. And then roided up Tiger (below) emerges. Tiger denies any PED use but come on. That'd be like me claiming not to be a Jerk Off. Anyway with his new body came a new swing. His new swinging has resulted in 100 or so yards less off the tee and 0 wins. This combined with his love of ho's makes him irrelevant in the game of golf,
1. Ronda Rousey (below) - Holy this woman is not only hot, but she is the biggest badass this Jerk Off has witnessed. Years from now we'll appreciate how dominate an athlete she is. And to this Jerk Off that only makes her hotter. 2. Hope Solo (below) -She is so gorgeous. I don't think she is the kind of girl who likes to be known for her sex appeal, but her dreamy eyes and her creamy thighs disagree. USA Soccer team goalie 3. Jennie Finch (below) - A common trait she shares with the two woman above her is her complete domination of her sport. Watching her booty as she pitches is worth watching softball. Team USA Softball 4. Della Donne (below) - I don't know what it is, but this w`oman is amazing. Everytime I see her in a game or in interview I hear myself mumbling I love you! WNBA Chicago Sky 5. Anna Kournikova (below) -She'd be higher on this list if only she never met Enrique Iglessias. Anna is probably the most beautiful woman to not become a model instead of a sports star.
Tennis anyone?! ![]() The Seattle Seahawks have little competition coming out of the NFC West and only a few teams in the NFC that can challenge them. Offence: This team has the perfect personnel to run Pete Carol's scheme. A mobile quaterback in Russell Wilson (above) to put up good, not great, but good numbers. They traded pro bowl center Max Unger for Jimmy Graham (below). Not only is he the best tight end in the league, but he brings Wilson a much needed red zone weapon. In the backfield is one of the hardest running backs to bring down in Marhawn Lynch. The wide recievers are lead by Kearse and Baldwin, both are better than average wr's. Defence: Good luck playing against this D. They are solid at every position, especially with Bobby Wagner (below)in the middle!
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