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Tampa Bay Buccaneers Outlook (2015)

8/3/2015

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Let's face it, this franchise is years away from competing.  That said they are moving in the right direction.

I predict they will be the most improved team with a 6-10 record.  4th in the nfc south.
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Jameis Winston (above) This kid is a winner.  I feel in a few years he'll be a top 5 qb.

Gerald McCoy (below left) and Levante David (below right) are 2 of the best defenders in the league.  You add a few more pieces on defense and look out!
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Pittsburgh Steelers 2015 (Outlook)

7/26/2015

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Hands down the best uniforms in the NFL.  Green Bay is right behind them.

Offence:
Led by qb Ben Rothlisberger (below) who is  33 years old.  He is getting up there in age but is coming off one of his best seasons.

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At running back they have LeVeon Bell (below) who is a top 5 back.  They signed DeAngelo Williams to carry the ball for Bell’s 3 game suspension.

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The o-line is average, not great.  They are lead by M.Pouncey. (right)
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The wr group is probably the  best tandem in the league with Brown, (below) Briant, and  Wheaton.  The also drafted Sammie Coats. Heath Milller is a  solid blockin TE.as well as a great catcheing TE.
This offence should be exciting!


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Jerk Off prediction;
11-5
1st in the AFC North

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2015 Seattle Seahawks (Outlook)

7/17/2015

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The Seattle Seahawks have little competition coming out of the NFC West and only a few teams in the NFC that can challenge them.






Offence:
This team has the perfect personnel to run Pete Carol's scheme.  A mobile quaterback in Russell Wilson (above) to put up good, not great, but good numbers.  They traded pro bowl center Max Unger for Jimmy Graham (below).  Not only is he the best tight end in the league, but he brings Wilson a much needed red zone weapon. In  the backfield is one of the hardest running backs to bring down in Marhawn Lynch.  The wide recievers are lead by Kearse and Baldwin, both are better than average wr's.

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Defence:
Good luck playing against this D.  They are solid at every position, especially with Bobby Wagner (below)in the middle!
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Jerk Off Prediction
14-2 record
1st in NFC

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2015 Detroit Lions (Outlook)

7/14/2015

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The NFC North belongs to the GB Packers.  That said,, the Detroit Lions are a piece or  two away.


Offence:
The glaring problem that has haunted the Lions is the o-line.  Getting Manny Rameriz from the Broncos and drafting L.Tomilson (below) will solidify the interior.  But  Riley Reid defending the blind side is scary, and that is being polite.
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As for the skill players.

Matt Stafford (above) is ready to take that next step.    To me he is the best quarterback in Lions history and with him behind center the sky is the limit

The wide reciever position is their best and deepest that it has been in years.  They are lead by Calvin Johnson (below), Golden Tate, Lance Moore, Ryan Broyles, Corey Fuller, and a few more budding stars..


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Joique Bell (below) has proven to me he is ready to eat up a huge amount of yards in the backfield.  And having Theo Riddick and the rookie  Ameer Abdullah to give a different look is very encouraging.  I just hope that shaky o-line can open up holes for them.
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Out of their respective drafts, both Brandon Pettigrew and Eric Ebron (below) were the Lions answer at the tight end position.  Both have underwhelmed as pro's yet the Lions nor this Jerk Off are ready to give up on.
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Defense:
The strength of the number 1 defense in the league was their d-line.  But losing N. Suh to the Dolphins was a huge hit. Nick Fairley signing with the Rams doesn't hurt much.  He is a way over rated player. That said the Lions signed H. Ngata (below) to replace that void up the middle, and not much has changed on defense except two problem children are gone.  The coaches and other personnel are in tact, so I don't see the D falling to far, if at all.
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Jerk Off prediction:
A 10-6 record and a wildcard birth.

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