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Top 5 soon to be Mrs. Jerk Off heiress'.

9/11/2015

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What is an heiress?  An heiress is a female heir, especially to vast wealth.  Whats better than a hot chick?  A rich chick.  What's better than a rich, hot chick? A hella rich, hot chick!  These are my top 5 soon to be Mrs. Jerk Off heiress'.


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Paris Hilton ,of course,  the great-granddaughter of Hilton Hotels founder Conrad Hilton. 


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Ivanka Trump, the brainy businesswoman who is helping her famous dad develop properties in far-flung locales like Dubai

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Holly Branson - I want to fuck this girl so bad!
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Amanda Hearst
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Dylan Lauren Age: 32 Daughter of all-American fashion icon Ralph Lauren.
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Top 5 Smoking Hot Country Singers

8/24/2015

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I am by no means a fan of country music.  Yet there are quite a few singers I'd like to make my baby mama.  Here are my top 5 hot country singers.

Taylor Swift (below) - As much as she tries too hide it, I can tell she wants my d-izzle..
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Jana Kramer  (below) is an American actress and country music singer.  And a piece of ass!

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Shania Twain (below) you're   still the one I dream of.
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Cassadee Pope (below) is an American country music singer and songwriter.


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Kacey Musgraves (below)  how you doing?
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Top 5 Horny Female Teachers

8/20/2015

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Contriversial, yes.  Sexy, yes.  With the recent arrest of Nicole Dufault, a female high school teacher who had inappropriate relations with students got me  thinking there is some hot messes out there.  These are my Top 5 Horny Female Teachers

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Debra LaFave, 25: (above, 2 below) Tampa, Fla., area teacher received no jail time despite having sex with her 14-year-old male student in a classroom and her Hillsborough County home. In another county, Marion, she was accused of having sex with the boy in an SUV. 
I don't even think a gay dude could say no to her!
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Carrie McCandless, 29: (above, below)The former Colorado social-studies teacher, who also happens to be married to the principal, was charged in November 2006 with having had sexual contact with a 17-year-old male student during an overnight school camping trip.
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Amy McElhenney, 25: (above) Charged with having a sexual relationship with an 18-year-old male student, the 25-year-old Hebron High School Spanish teacher and former Miss Texas contestant will not be serving any jail time after a Denton County, Texas, grand jury refused to issue an indictment in September 2006.
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Kristen Margrif, 27:(above) Mayville, Mich., teacher accused of having sex with a 16-year-old male student in her car or at his summer workplace in June and July 200

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Alison Peck, 23 (above) Former teacher at Greenfield High School in Greenfield, Mo., was charged May 22, 2009, in Green County with statuatory rape after convincing two friends to help her spend a night at a motel in Springfield with a 16-year-old boy who used to be her student.
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Top 5 Gold Diggeers.

8/14/2015

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What makes a top gold digger?  Well I'd say it's obvious.  A women 15 years or younger than the man she has wrapped around her finger.  She has to be a great actress to trick the man that she is actually into him.  And she should be dead sexy.  These are my top 5 gold diggers.

Beth Ostrosky (below)- she used her looks and sub par acting skills to fool the semi scare crow looking billionaire, Howard Stern.  She tops my list as she did everything by the gold digger manual, things Howard Stern would rail against for years and still got in there.
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Heather Mills (below) - tricked the former Beatle, Paul McCartney she was so in love with him that she got away with no pre-nup!  Bad on you Sir Paul.
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Anna Nicole Smith (below) - She married an elderly oil tycoon worth 1.7 billion.  If you factor her lack of brain power she probably did the best gold digging with the least help.
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Racael Hunter (upper left) she put in 16 years with Rod Stewart and made out like a boss gold digger!
Oskana Grigorieva (upper right) - I will never forget what a crazy raciest drunk Mel Gibson is thanks to her.
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5 Hottest Female Soccer Players. GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/12/2015

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I find myself watching female soccer games more than I  should.  The main reason is the girls playing are getting curvier and sexier everyday.  These are my 5 hottest female soccer players.

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Alex Morgan (above) Alex Morgan is an American soccer player and Olympic gold medalist. She is a forward for National Women’s Soccer League club Portland Thorns FC and the U.S. Women’s National Team.

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 Hope Solo.(above) is an goalkeeper of US national female soccer team. multi-talented Hope Solo is also the TV star, she was appeared in a TV series called Dancing with the Stars. she has also wrote a book. Hope Solo is also in my hottest female athletes list.  In other words I'd love to shoot  my balls at her.
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22 years old Jonelle Filigno (above) is the Canadian Soccer star. Jonelle Filigno was the part of bronze medal winning Canadian team in Olympic 2012. she was also the part of his national side in Summer Olympics and FIFA women’s world cup 2011. I'd enjoy being her baby daddy.

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Nayeli Rangel(above) is Mexican star, who plays as a midfielder for Mexico’s national soccer team. she also plays for Sky Blue FC in the National Women’s Soccer League. Very talented and sharp midfielder turning out to be one of the hottest female soccer player in the world.
Hola mi amor!
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Canadian star midfielder, who also plays for Vancouver Whitecaps FC. Kaylyn Kyle (above, below) and you're welcome.
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Top 5 Sexy Reality Stars

8/10/2015

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To be a reality star you need to be down right sexy, or have tons of flaws.  Sometimes both.  This is a list of my top 5 sexy reality stars.

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Audrina Patridridge (above) - was born May 9, 1985) is an American television personality, television presenter, actress, and model. In 2006, she rose to prominence after being cast in the reality television series The Hills
Is she latina?  I feel she is.
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Veronica Portillo (above) - was born November 27, 1977 in Los Angeles, CA.  She is an American reality television participant, Playboymodel, and co-creator of the College Dropout t-shirt line
So when she was on Semester at Sea this jerk off fell in love with her.  She is a beauty!  And it's weird, she gets hotter with age.  The opposite of most girls.  Call me V.
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Nicole Scherzinger (above) - was born Nicole Prescovia Elikolani Valiente; June 29, 1978).  She is an American singer, dancer, actress and television personality. After reaching one-hit wonder success with girl group Eden's Crush, she signed with Interscope Records in 2003 as a member of the Pussycat Doll
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Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander (above)  Nicole Alexnder was first introduced to the world on the VH1 reality TV series “Flavor Of Love” in 2006 where she got her nickname “Hoopz”
I felt that was a show all the girls didn't want to win!
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Kristen Cavallari Kristin Elizabeth Cutler (née Cavallari; born January 5, 1987) is an American television personality, fashion designer, and actress. She is so insanely hot not even her drama filled soul or douche bag husband could keep her off my list.
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Top 5 Sexy Redheads in Hollywood

8/7/2015

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Redheads scare me!  As if you make one false move and they will eat your soul.  But they are so addicting it is almost impossible to stay away!  These are My 5 sexiest redheads!

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Emma Roberts - (above)  a flawless beauty and a great actress.  She is so good on American Horror Show.
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Lindsay Lohan - (above) i can't shake the sex appeal of this crazy ginger.
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Cristina Hendricks - (above)  there are two reasons why I picked her.
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Nicole Kidman (above) - i fell for this strawberry blonde when i was a young jerk off in the movie Malice.  And she'll forever be my first redhead lust.
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Emma Stone (above) - if she dressed like she did in this pic more she'd be this jerk off's woman.  Damn she rocks that outfit!
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5 Sexiest Latinas in Hollywood

8/4/2015

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There is something special about Latinas.  Maybe it's their bubbly personalities, their curvy bodies, or their insatiable sexual appetite.  Whatever it is, latinas are my favorite women in the world!

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Heidi Cortez (above)- Hands down she is the best looking latina ever.  And knowing latinas are my favorite women in the world, you do the math.  That's right, you are looking at Mrs Jerk Off.
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Heidi (above) - Her acting and modeling career took off internationally in print, including Maxim Magazine, and several TV commercials, and music videos. In 2007–2008 Cortez was cast and appeared on the hit American reality television show Sunset Tan on the E! Network for two seasons.



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Mrs. Jerk Off (above) - owns Cabana Tans in Reno, which is one of the largest tanning salons in northern Nevada. 


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Eva Mendes (above) - My favorite latina until Heidi Cortez came along.  The Cuban actress is definitely the perfect mixture between a curvy Latina and an elegant, classical beauty. 



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Sofia Vergara
The Modern Family star has an undeniably compelling body; and she knows it very well. Also, the Colombian star exudes an air of nonchalance that makes her even sexier

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Zoe Saldaña
Her brown skin and toned arms are simply irresistible. According to her, the best beauty advice came from her Puerto Rican mother. One is her love for natural cosmetics. The other favorite is learning to always believe in herself no matter what people say. The results are there for all to see.

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Salma Hayek
At 46, the Mexican actress is one of the most attractive women in Hollywood. 
One word: boobs.
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Top 5 Sets of Celebrity Legs

8/3/2015

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More than boobs or butts, legs make the woman.  Everyone has different tastes, but being 6'4, seeing a long, toned, tan leg on a woman makes this jerk off go nuts.  That said, this is MY top 5 sets of Celebrity legs!

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Taylor Swift (above) - I am still trying to find 1, just 1 flaw with this woman.  Everything about her, including her legs are perfect.
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Stacy Keibler (left) - She used to be in the WWE.  
Did she fight?  I hope not.  Anyway I'd marry this beauty if I was George Clooney.  He downgraded on the leg scale dumping this beauty.

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Beth Ostrosky (above) - This is one of my favorite looking woman ever.  She is a model, host, animal activist, and owner of two legs that make this jerk off drool.
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Karlie Kloss' (above) sexy legs are so long, the supermodel has said finding pants that fit is a challenge. Can I have her?  Please?
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Posh Spice (above) - She is the opposite of tall.  But the award for an amazing little slut that starts with her short hot legs goes to her.  I love her!
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Top 5 Historical Women Whom Make This Jerk Off Wish He Had A Time Machine.

8/1/2015

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Princess Diana (above)

Known for her beauty, fashion sense, 
charisma, and high-profile charity work, Diana became a worldwide celebrity after her marriage to Prince Charles. She breathed new life into the stuffy British aristocracy, wearing elegant gowns that screamed rather than whispered. During her lifetime, people often called her the world’s most photographed person. Unfortunately, that also led to her death. A BBC poll named her the third greatest Briton of all time, ahead of Charles Darwin and Margaret Thatcher. Of course, she’s a lot hotter. 

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Anne Boelyn

Anne Boleyn (c. 1501[1] – 19 May 1536) was Queen of England from 1533 to 1536 as the second wife of King Henry VIII, and Marquess of Pembroke in her own right.[5] Henry's marriage to Anne, and her subsequent execution, made her a key figure in the political and religious upheaval that was the start of the English Reformation
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Marta Hari

A Dutch-Frisian exotic dancer in Paris during World War I, Mata Hari also worked as a double agent. She moved to France from her native Netherlands and won acclaim as a dancer with her promiscuity, flirtatiousness and willingness to flaunt her body in a way that was rare in the early 1900s. Since the Netherlands remained neutral during WWI, Mata Hari could move freely between borders as a Dutch subject. She was a courtesan to many high-ranking allied military officers during this time. In 1917, French intelligence agents intercepted a German message describing their spy in Paris known as H-21. They later identified H-21 as Mata Hari and executed her by firing squad. There’s always something sexy about the Bond villainess, and this hot historical woman was the real thing.

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Cleaopatra


In recent years, historians have wondered about the extent of Cleopatra’s beauty. Certain depictions of her from the era show her nose to be quite large. However, back then a strong nose showed dominance and strength of character. Cassius Dio, a Roman historian, wrote of this hot historical woman: "For she was a woman of surpassing beauty; she also possessed a most charming voice and a knowledge of how to make herself agreeable to every one.” Big nose or not, she charmed and bore the sons of the most powerful men of the Roman Empire: Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. The latter forgot he had a wife back home and married 
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Joan of Arc

There’s something sexy about a fair French girl who could kick your ass. Add the suit of armor and things just get kinky. This hot historical woman grew up a farm girl during the Hundred Years’ War between England and France. At 12 years old, divine visions told her to drive the English from her homeland. By 16, she led French forces in a number of successful attacks against the British. She had to wear men’s clothing and cut her hair short to not be seen as a sexual object. Still, she managed to inspire an army of men twice her age to follow her..
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