Like   I said, in the previous post, I've not been around in a few years.   So last night I read about 50 of my previous posts and you know what?  This site is beautiful!  It's 100% me, spelling errors and bad grammar to an exclamation on my likes!  The point is, if you like this site then great and if you don't then  great..  This site is only worried about this jerk off.  Finally in my mission to have a naked night  with Emma Starr, I leave you with a pic of her perfection as she is coated in cum!

Celebrity gossip.  Two things the world could do with out. More so it's who we make celebrity's.  Technology creators, writers, artists, and architects should be celebrity's not drug addict slutty 'singers'.  As for writing gossip on anyone should be illegal.  Gossip is just made up stories.  As for Perez Hilton personally I can't stand his whole over the top gay act.  I have no problem with gay people, we know your gay, not every moment of every day you have to be on.

Chip Kelly is the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles.  Not only is he the coach but he has control of his roster,.  This is his 2nd year as coach and he transformed the roster to be a team full of his kind of players.  I didn't think his no huddle offense `would translate from college, but the preseason domination proved me wrong.  I am very excited to watch the Eagles tonight and this season!

I predict the Eagels will win the NFC East at 11-5

I have many opinions on this.  When I was in high school I had a science teacher almost as hot as Nicole.  If she would of hinted at sex any male students would have been DTF..  That said Nicole banged three of her students.  The boys moms say she ruined their lives while the dads are high fiving each other.  No boy getting a hot older woman has  ever been damaged.  If you reverse the genders I'd be irate.  Girls are different than boys.  That said free Nicole and send her to my house to teach me.. Please!

This jerk off doesn't care if someone is gay, straight, bi, trans gender or whatever else.  Just be true to who you are and be happy.  And  that is exactly what Caitlyn is doing, she is being true to who she is and she is happy. I won't pretend to understand this, but I, nor you have to.  I am glad I live in a country that accepts people for who they are.  I'm positive it's still hard, but with brave chicks like Caitlyn paving the way, it will be that much easier in the future for others.

I mean she is fun to look at for a 50 year old.  In fact I bet you keep looking at her yaya's.  But this jerk off can't stand her.  She is in a endless number of rom coms that all seem to have the exact same script.  She botoxed her face so much she has that permanent scowl on her face. It appears painful for her to smile.  I would have left her also if I were Brad Pitt. :)

Do you remember when Tiger Woods was the best golfer in the world?  I do.  And it wasn't even close, he'd win by 10-20 strokes.  Then came that fateful Thanksgiving 7 years ago  when his wife took a 6 iron to his face.  He hasn't won since.  Everyone says its all the girls messing up his mind and game, but I offer a much different view.

When Tiger was dominate he was a scrawny kid (below) who could drive the ball 400 yards.

And then roided up Tiger (below) emerges.  Tiger denies any PED use but come on.  That'd be like me claiming not to be a Jerk Off.  Anyway with his new body came a new swing.  His new swinging has resulted in 100 or so yards less off the tee and 0 wins.  This combined with his love of ho's makes him irrelevant in the game of golf,

Maybe because I am not a sexually confused (not that there is anything wrong with that) young boy or a brain dead pre-teen girl  But for the life of me I don't know or understand why anyone cares for this kid.  Justin Bieber is the  epitome of what's wrong with America.  I asked my mom what does Justin Bieber do?  She says gets in trouble.  I say no, for a living?  She replies I don't know.  Exactly. My fellow Jerk Off says he is a singer. Hmm, don't singers have songs?  Or tour playing shows? I guess the point is Justin Bieber is the king of Jerk Offs.