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11/27/2017

Like I said, in the previous post, I've not been around in a few years. So last night I read about 50 of my previous posts and you know what? This site is beautiful! It's 100% me, spelling errors and bad grammar to an exclamation on my likes! The point is, if you like this site then great and if you don't then great.. This site is only worried about this jerk off. Finally in my mission to have a naked night with Emma Starr, I leave you with a pic of her perfection as she is coated in cum!

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Best Porno Boobs............

11/25/2017

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Hey again. This jerk off has been away for over two years. Was I in jail? Was I living in a drug addicted stooper? I'll never tell. The thing that I don't understand is this site, which hasn't been updated in years still is getting over 1000 views a day. The point is, boobs are the reason I believe in God and these 5 xxx stars are my bible.

1. Best Boobs: Kendra Sunderland

What makes a perfect set of tits? The answer is probably different to every man. But I don't think anyone could deny this tart has the best tits on earth. (above Kendra Sunderland from blacked.com)

2. Best boobs: Amy Reid

I mean just look at her, no words needed. Great rack! (Amy Reid from babelicious.com)

3. Best boobs: Julia Ann

Now Julia Ann is such a dirty whore. I can't tell if her cans are fake but they look so good this jerk off doesn't care. (Julia Ann from pornstarlegends.com)

4. Best Boobs: Dillion Harper

Look at this chick, just look at her. She is flawless head to toe. And those tits definitely deserve a spot on this list. (Dillion Harper from digitaldesire.com)

5. Best Boobs: Gabrielle Hunter

I was doing research for this article, you know looking at boobs. That's when this jerk off found Gabrielle Hunter and her gravity defying boobies. See you in my fantasies Gabrielle.

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The Jerk Off's thoughts on Perez Hilton.

9/15/2015

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Celebrity gossip. Two things the world could do with out. More so it's who we make celebrity's. Technology creators, writers, artists, and architects should be celebrity's not drug addict slutty 'singers'. As for writing gossip on anyone should be illegal. Gossip is just made up stories. As for Perez Hilton personally I can't stand his whole over the top gay act. I have no problem with gay people, we know your gay, not every moment of every day you have to be on.

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The Jerk Off's thoughts on Chip Kelly

9/14/2015

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Chip Kelly is the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles. Not only is he the coach but he has control of his roster,. This is his 2nd year as coach and he transformed the roster to be a team full of his kind of players. I didn't think his no huddle offense `would translate from college, but the preseason domination proved me wrong. I am very excited to watch the Eagles tonight and this season!

I predict the Eagels will win the NFC East at 11-5

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Top 5 soon to be Mrs. Jerk Off heiress'.

9/11/2015

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What is an heiress? An heiress is a female heir, especially to vast wealth. Whats better than a hot chick? A rich chick. What's better than a rich, hot chick? A hella rich, hot chick! These are my top 5 soon to be Mrs. Jerk Off heiress'.

Paris Hilton ,of course, the great-granddaughter of Hilton Hotels founder Conrad Hilton.

Ivanka Trump, the brainy businesswoman who is helping her famous dad develop properties in far-flung locales like Dubai

Holly Branson - I want to fuck this girl so bad!

Amanda Hearst

Dylan Lauren Age: 32 Daughter of all-American fashion icon Ralph Lauren.

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Top 5 Smoking Hot Country Singers

8/24/2015

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I am by no means a fan of country music. Yet there are quite a few singers I'd like to make my baby mama. Here are my top 5 hot country singers.

Taylor Swift (below) - As much as she tries too hide it, I can tell she wants my d-izzle..

Jana Kramer (below) is an American actress and country music singer. And a piece of ass!

Shania Twain (below) you're still the one I dream of.

Cassadee Pope (below) is an American country music singer and songwriter.

Kacey Musgraves (below) how you doing?

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Top 5 Horny Female Teachers

8/20/2015

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Contriversial, yes. Sexy, yes. With the recent arrest of Nicole Dufault, a female high school teacher who had inappropriate relations with students got me thinking there is some hot messes out there. These are my Top 5 Horny Female Teachers

Debra LaFave, 25: (above, 2 below) Tampa, Fla., area teacher received no jail time despite having sex with her 14-year-old male student in a classroom and her Hillsborough County home. In another county, Marion, she was accused of having sex with the boy in an SUV.
I don't even think a gay dude could say no to her!

Carrie McCandless, 29: (above, below)The former Colorado social-studies teacher, who also happens to be married to the principal, was charged in November 2006 with having had sexual contact with a 17-year-old male student during an overnight school camping trip.

Amy McElhenney, 25: (above) Charged with having a sexual relationship with an 18-year-old male student, the 25-year-old Hebron High School Spanish teacher and former Miss Texas contestant will not be serving any jail time after a Denton County, Texas, grand jury refused to issue an indictment in September 2006.

Kristen Margrif, 27:(above) Mayville, Mich., teacher accused of having sex with a 16-year-old male student in her car or at his summer workplace in June and July 200

Alison Peck, 23 (above) Former teacher at Greenfield High School in Greenfield, Mo., was charged May 22, 2009, in Green County with statuatory rape after convincing two friends to help her spend a night at a motel in Springfield with a 16-year-old boy who used to be her student.

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Thoughts on Nicole Dufault.

8/19/2015

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A high school language arts teacher in Maplewood, N.J. is accused of sexually assaulting three students.

I have many opinions on this. When I was in high school I had a science teacher almost as hot as Nicole. If she would of hinted at sex any male students would have been DTF.. That said Nicole banged three of her students. The boys moms say she ruined their lives while the dads are high fiving each other. No boy getting a hot older woman has ever been damaged. If you reverse the genders I'd be irate. Girls are different than boys. That said free Nicole and send her to my house to teach me.. Please!

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Top 5 Gold Diggeers.

8/14/2015

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What makes a top gold digger? Well I'd say it's obvious. A women 15 years or younger than the man she has wrapped around her finger. She has to be a great actress to trick the man that she is actually into him. And she should be dead sexy. These are my top 5 gold diggers.

Beth Ostrosky (below)- she used her looks and sub par acting skills to fool the semi scare crow looking billionaire, Howard Stern. She tops my list as she did everything by the gold digger manual, things Howard Stern would rail against for years and still got in there.

Heather Mills (below) - tricked the former Beatle, Paul McCartney she was so in love with him that she got away with no pre-nup! Bad on you Sir Paul.

Anna Nicole Smith (below) - She married an elderly oil tycoon worth 1.7 billion. If you factor her lack of brain power she probably did the best gold digging with the least help.

Racael Hunter (upper left) she put in 16 years with Rod Stewart and made out like a boss gold digger!
Oskana Grigorieva (upper right) - I will never forget what a crazy raciest drunk Mel Gibson is thanks to her.

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The Jerk Off's Thoughts on Caitlyn Jenner

8/12/2015

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This jerk off doesn't care if someone is gay, straight, bi, trans gender or whatever else. Just be true to who you are and be happy. And that is exactly what Caitlyn is doing, she is being true to who she is and she is happy. I won't pretend to understand this, but I, nor you have to. I am glad I live in a country that accepts people for who they are. I'm positive it's still hard, but with brave chicks like Caitlyn paving the way, it will be that much easier in the future for others.

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Best Porno Boobs............

1. Best Boobs: Kendra Sunderland

2. Best boobs: Amy Reid

3. Best boobs: Julia Ann

4. Best Boobs: Dillion Harper

5. Best Boobs: Gabrielle Hunter

The Jerk Off's thoughts on Perez Hilton.

The Jerk Off's thoughts on Chip Kelly

Top 5 soon to be Mrs. Jerk Off heiress'.

What is an heiress? An heiress is a female heir, especially to vast wealth. Whats better than a hot chick? A rich chick. What's better than a rich, hot chick? A hella rich, hot chick! These are my top 5 soon to be Mrs. Jerk Off heiress'.

Top 5 Smoking Hot Country Singers

I am by no means a fan of country music. Yet there are quite a few singers I'd like to make my baby mama. Here are my top 5 hot country singers.

Top 5 Horny Female Teachers

Contriversial, yes. Sexy, yes. With the recent arrest of Nicole Dufault, a female high school teacher who had inappropriate relations with students got me thinking there is some hot messes out there. These are my Top 5 Horny Female Teachers

Thoughts on Nicole Dufault.

A high school language arts teacher in Maplewood, N.J. is accused of sexually assaulting three students.

Top 5 Gold Diggeers.

What makes a top gold digger? Well I'd say it's obvious. A women 15 years or younger than the man she has wrapped around her finger. She has to be a great actress to trick the man that she is actually into him. And she should be dead sexy. These are my top 5 gold diggers.

The Jerk Off's Thoughts on Caitlyn Jenner

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