Hey again.  This jerk off has been away for  over two years.  Was I in jail?  Was I living in a drug addicted stooper?  I'll never tell.  The thing that I don't understand is this site, which hasn't been updated in years still is getting over 1000 views a day.  The point is, boobs are the reason I believe   in  God and these 5 xxx stars are my bible. 

What makes a perfect set of tits?  The answer is probably different to  every man.  But I don't think anyone could deny this tart has the best tits on earth.  (above Kendra Sunderland from blacked.com)

I mean just    look at her, no words needed.  Great rack!  (Amy Reid from babelicious.com)

Now Julia Ann is such a dirty whore.   I can't tell if her cans are fake but they look so good this jerk off doesn't care. (Julia Ann from pornstarlegends.com)

Look at this chick, just look at her.  She is flawless head to toe.  And those tits definitely deserve  a spot on this list. (Dillion Harper from digitaldesire.com)

I was  doing research for this article, you know looking at boobs.  That's when this jerk off found Gabrielle Hunter and her gravity defying boobies.  See you in my fantasies Gabrielle.

Caroline Wozniacki-A Danish professional tennis player, Caroline Wozniacki is a former No. 1 ranked player on the WTA Tour. 

Heather Mitts - she was one of the few reasons to watch female soccer,.

2    The girl from "Eurotrip" in the hot tub scene.  This Jerk Off doesn't know her name, only that i fell in instant lust with her.

Oh, my fellow Jerk Off says her name is Molly Shade (below).  So Molly if you're single, I'd love to hot tub with you.




















3    Katie Holmes (below) is topless in the movie 'The Gift.  Trust me I was as shocked by them  as I am even typing this.  This is little tom boy Joey Potter!  But by God she womaned out and they are amazing.  The thing about her boobs is yes they are small, but  they are full and perky!  Suddenly “The Gift” seems an appropriate title.