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Top 5 Smoking Hot Country Singers

8/24/2015

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I am by no means a fan of country music.  Yet there are quite a few singers I'd like to make my baby mama.  Here are my top 5 hot country singers.

Taylor Swift (below) - As much as she tries too hide it, I can tell she wants my d-izzle..
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Jana Kramer  (below) is an American actress and country music singer.  And a piece of ass!

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Shania Twain (below) you're   still the one I dream of.
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Cassadee Pope (below) is an American country music singer and songwriter.


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Kacey Musgraves (below)  how you doing?
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Top 5 Horny Female Teachers

8/20/2015

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Contriversial, yes.  Sexy, yes.  With the recent arrest of Nicole Dufault, a female high school teacher who had inappropriate relations with students got me  thinking there is some hot messes out there.  These are my Top 5 Horny Female Teachers

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Debra LaFave, 25: (above, 2 below) Tampa, Fla., area teacher received no jail time despite having sex with her 14-year-old male student in a classroom and her Hillsborough County home. In another county, Marion, she was accused of having sex with the boy in an SUV. 
I don't even think a gay dude could say no to her!
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Carrie McCandless, 29: (above, below)The former Colorado social-studies teacher, who also happens to be married to the principal, was charged in November 2006 with having had sexual contact with a 17-year-old male student during an overnight school camping trip.
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Amy McElhenney, 25: (above) Charged with having a sexual relationship with an 18-year-old male student, the 25-year-old Hebron High School Spanish teacher and former Miss Texas contestant will not be serving any jail time after a Denton County, Texas, grand jury refused to issue an indictment in September 2006.
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Kristen Margrif, 27:(above) Mayville, Mich., teacher accused of having sex with a 16-year-old male student in her car or at his summer workplace in June and July 200

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Alison Peck, 23 (above) Former teacher at Greenfield High School in Greenfield, Mo., was charged May 22, 2009, in Green County with statuatory rape after convincing two friends to help her spend a night at a motel in Springfield with a 16-year-old boy who used to be her student.
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Thoughts on Nicole Dufault.

8/19/2015

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A high school language arts teacher in Maplewood, N.J. is accused of sexually assaulting three students.

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I have many opinions on this.  When I was in high school I had a science teacher almost as hot as Nicole.  If she would of hinted at sex any male students would have been DTF..  That said Nicole banged three of her students.  The boys moms say she ruined their lives while the dads are high fiving each other.  No boy getting a hot older woman has  ever been damaged.  If you reverse the genders I'd be irate.  Girls are different than boys.  That said free Nicole and send her to my house to teach me.. Please!
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Top 5 Gold Diggeers.

8/14/2015

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What makes a top gold digger?  Well I'd say it's obvious.  A women 15 years or younger than the man she has wrapped around her finger.  She has to be a great actress to trick the man that she is actually into him.  And she should be dead sexy.  These are my top 5 gold diggers.

Beth Ostrosky (below)- she used her looks and sub par acting skills to fool the semi scare crow looking billionaire, Howard Stern.  She tops my list as she did everything by the gold digger manual, things Howard Stern would rail against for years and still got in there.
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Heather Mills (below) - tricked the former Beatle, Paul McCartney she was so in love with him that she got away with no pre-nup!  Bad on you Sir Paul.
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Anna Nicole Smith (below) - She married an elderly oil tycoon worth 1.7 billion.  If you factor her lack of brain power she probably did the best gold digging with the least help.
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Racael Hunter (upper left) she put in 16 years with Rod Stewart and made out like a boss gold digger!
Oskana Grigorieva (upper right) - I will never forget what a crazy raciest drunk Mel Gibson is thanks to her.
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The Jerk Off's Thoughts on Caitlyn Jenner

8/12/2015

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This jerk off doesn't care if someone is gay, straight, bi, trans gender or whatever else.  Just be true to who you are and be happy.  And  that is exactly what Caitlyn is doing, she is being true to who she is and she is happy. I won't pretend to understand this, but I, nor you have to.  I am glad I live in a country that accepts people for who they are.  I'm positive it's still hard, but with brave chicks like Caitlyn paving the way, it will be that much easier in the future for others.
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5 Hottest Female Soccer Players. GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8/12/2015

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I find myself watching female soccer games more than I  should.  The main reason is the girls playing are getting curvier and sexier everyday.  These are my 5 hottest female soccer players.

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Alex Morgan (above) Alex Morgan is an American soccer player and Olympic gold medalist. She is a forward for National Women’s Soccer League club Portland Thorns FC and the U.S. Women’s National Team.

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 Hope Solo.(above) is an goalkeeper of US national female soccer team. multi-talented Hope Solo is also the TV star, she was appeared in a TV series called Dancing with the Stars. she has also wrote a book. Hope Solo is also in my hottest female athletes list.  In other words I'd love to shoot  my balls at her.
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22 years old Jonelle Filigno (above) is the Canadian Soccer star. Jonelle Filigno was the part of bronze medal winning Canadian team in Olympic 2012. she was also the part of his national side in Summer Olympics and FIFA women’s world cup 2011. I'd enjoy being her baby daddy.

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Nayeli Rangel(above) is Mexican star, who plays as a midfielder for Mexico’s national soccer team. she also plays for Sky Blue FC in the National Women’s Soccer League. Very talented and sharp midfielder turning out to be one of the hottest female soccer player in the world.
Hola mi amor!
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Canadian star midfielder, who also plays for Vancouver Whitecaps FC. Kaylyn Kyle (above, below) and you're welcome.
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Top 5 Sexy Reality Stars

8/10/2015

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To be a reality star you need to be down right sexy, or have tons of flaws.  Sometimes both.  This is a list of my top 5 sexy reality stars.

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Audrina Patridridge (above) - was born May 9, 1985) is an American television personality, television presenter, actress, and model. In 2006, she rose to prominence after being cast in the reality television series The Hills
Is she latina?  I feel she is.
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Veronica Portillo (above) - was born November 27, 1977 in Los Angeles, CA.  She is an American reality television participant, Playboymodel, and co-creator of the College Dropout t-shirt line
So when she was on Semester at Sea this jerk off fell in love with her.  She is a beauty!  And it's weird, she gets hotter with age.  The opposite of most girls.  Call me V.
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Nicole Scherzinger (above) - was born Nicole Prescovia Elikolani Valiente; June 29, 1978).  She is an American singer, dancer, actress and television personality. After reaching one-hit wonder success with girl group Eden's Crush, she signed with Interscope Records in 2003 as a member of the Pussycat Doll
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Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander (above)  Nicole Alexnder was first introduced to the world on the VH1 reality TV series “Flavor Of Love” in 2006 where she got her nickname “Hoopz”
I felt that was a show all the girls didn't want to win!
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Kristen Cavallari Kristin Elizabeth Cutler (née Cavallari; born January 5, 1987) is an American television personality, fashion designer, and actress. She is so insanely hot not even her drama filled soul or douche bag husband could keep her off my list.
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The Signal (2014)

8/8/2015

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On a road trip, Nic and two friends are drawn to an isolated area by a computer genius. When everything suddenly goes dark, Nic regains consciousness - only to find himself in a waking nightmare.

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I went into this movie with little expectations, but I really enjoyed it.  This movie takes a huge turn I won't spoil, but this Jerk Off definitely recommends it.  I still don't understand the end. 
I  rate this movie 3.5 out of 5 faps.
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Top 5 Sexy Redheads in Hollywood

8/7/2015

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Redheads scare me!  As if you make one false move and they will eat your soul.  But they are so addicting it is almost impossible to stay away!  These are My 5 sexiest redheads!

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Emma Roberts - (above)  a flawless beauty and a great actress.  She is so good on American Horror Show.
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Lindsay Lohan - (above) i can't shake the sex appeal of this crazy ginger.
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Cristina Hendricks - (above)  there are two reasons why I picked her.
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Nicole Kidman (above) - i fell for this strawberry blonde when i was a young jerk off in the movie Malice.  And she'll forever be my first redhead lust.
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Emma Stone (above) - if she dressed like she did in this pic more she'd be this jerk off's woman.  Damn she rocks that outfit!
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5 Sexiest Latinas in Hollywood

8/4/2015

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There is something special about Latinas.  Maybe it's their bubbly personalities, their curvy bodies, or their insatiable sexual appetite.  Whatever it is, latinas are my favorite women in the world!

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Heidi Cortez (above)- Hands down she is the best looking latina ever.  And knowing latinas are my favorite women in the world, you do the math.  That's right, you are looking at Mrs Jerk Off.
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Heidi (above) - Her acting and modeling career took off internationally in print, including Maxim Magazine, and several TV commercials, and music videos. In 2007–2008 Cortez was cast and appeared on the hit American reality television show Sunset Tan on the E! Network for two seasons.



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Mrs. Jerk Off (above) - owns Cabana Tans in Reno, which is one of the largest tanning salons in northern Nevada. 


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Eva Mendes (above) - My favorite latina until Heidi Cortez came along.  The Cuban actress is definitely the perfect mixture between a curvy Latina and an elegant, classical beauty. 



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Sofia Vergara
The Modern Family star has an undeniably compelling body; and she knows it very well. Also, the Colombian star exudes an air of nonchalance that makes her even sexier

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Zoe Saldaña
Her brown skin and toned arms are simply irresistible. According to her, the best beauty advice came from her Puerto Rican mother. One is her love for natural cosmetics. The other favorite is learning to always believe in herself no matter what people say. The results are there for all to see.

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Salma Hayek
At 46, the Mexican actress is one of the most attractive women in Hollywood. 
One word: boobs.
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