His denial of guilt is more obvious and just as pathetic as Pete Rose's.

AJ Feely claims Tom used to deflate balls under legal levels even back in 2003.  Once a cheater, always a cheater. (Hey Giselle, how you doing?)

Deflated footballs are easier to grip, just ask RB Green-Elis who had 0 fumbles in his career with Tom Brady.  When traded, he fumbled in his very first game.

The cell phone with his conversations via text to the ball boy just happened to get destroyed the day after the NFL asked to see it.

I hope this keeps him ouit of the hall of fame.  You fuck with the game, the game fucks with you!

#cheatersstink

LINDSAY CZARNIAK

She is undoubtedly my favorite reason to watch ESPN all day. Look how cuite she is! (below).A SportsCenter anchor since the summer of 2011, . 

SAMANTHA STEELE

Samantha Steele (below) is a sideline reporter with ESPN’s Longhorn Network. Also, she gives this jerk off a long horn.

CHARISSA THOMPSON

Charissa Thompson (below) - I'm not even sure what she does except make my blood rush to my mid section.  Please make a visit to a jerk off's bed room. 

SARA WALSH

Walsh (below) joined ESPN in the Spring of 2010, and it's so obvious she wants me!

HANNAH STORM

Hannah Storm (below) has some of the best legs on television today, and boy does she flaunt them. Not to be crude, but she makes me live up to my Jerk Off name.  Countless times.

Caroline Wozniacki-A Danish professional tennis player, Caroline Wozniacki is a former No. 1 ranked player on the WTA Tour. 

Heather Mitts - she was one of the few reasons to watch female soccer,.

I mean she is fun to look at for a 50 year old.  In fact I bet you keep looking at her yaya's.  But this jerk off can't stand her.  She is in a endless number of rom coms that all seem to have the exact same script.  She botoxed her face so much she has that permanent scowl on her face. It appears painful for her to smile.  I would have left her also if I were Brad Pitt. :)

Hands down the best uniforms in the NFL.  Green Bay is right behind them.

Offence:
Led by qb Ben Rothlisberger (below) who is  33 years old.  He is getting up there in age but is coming off one of his best seasons.

At running back they have LeVeon Bell (below) who is a top 5 back.  They signed DeAngelo Williams to carry the ball for Bell’s 3 game suspension.

The wr group is probably the  best tandem in the league with Brown, (below) Briant, and  Wheaton.  The also drafted Sammie Coats. Heath Milller is a  solid blockin TE.as well as a great catcheing TE.
This offence should be exciting!

Jerk Off prediction;
11-5
1st in the AFC North

Jennifer Walcott is amazing.  I can't take my eyes off her.  Not bad Adam Acrchuleta, not bad.

Heidi Mueller (below) - A true vision!  And you thought leading the league in rushing yards was DeMarco Murray's greatest accomplishment.

Lindsy Duke (below) -  I'm just saying when you wanna upgrade from the worst quarterback in the NFL, Blake Bortles, get a hold of this jerk off.

Marissa Powell (below) - She is so pretty!  I just hope she can help her hubby Kyle Von Noy stay healthy.

1. Adrianna Lima

2. Bar  Rafaeli

3. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

4. Candice Swanepoel

5. Alessandra Ambrosio

Yes this jerk off has other interests besides sexy women.  Not many, but video games are one.  Now 2014 you say, isn't that old?  It is but it is the last NCAA game before the NCAA sued EA to stop making money off amateur players.  That said this game is amazing and intense.  The graphics are above par, the matches are nail biting, and there is little to no lag when playing online. Not to mention year after year someone updates the roster file.  For updated 2015-16 rosters download files from:
ps3 joshc1977
xbox360 call me lsu

 
1. Angelina Jolie (above) - Remeber the wacky days of Angelina Jolie?  Her most memorable moments include: wearing a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck, kissing her brother on the red carpet, and admitting to cutting her ex-boyfriend in the bedroom for pleasure. Not to mention, Jennifer Anniston.

Despite her settled-down lifestyle as a doting mom of six, the legend of bad girl Angelina Jolie will always be a prominent part of Hollywood history.

Lindsey Lohan (above) - Her hair sends this Jerk Off into a lust filled frenzy. 
Lohan is the poster child of good-girls-gone-bad. She started as a promising young star in the adorable Disney flick, The Parent Trap, and moved on to the iconic comedy Mean Girls, where she played the fish-out-of-water girl-next-door.

Nowadays, however, she's better known for her DUIs, stints in rehab and jail, tumultuous interpersonal relationships.  Baby if you need another Jerk Off in your life, get ahold of me.

Kim Kardasion (below) - Made famous by a sex tape with Ray J, Kim has really turned that odd fame into an empire of cash.

5.  Miley Cyrus (above) -  Miley is the first woman to make two of my lists.  She was also on the 5 sexiest pop stars.  The former Hannah Montana was a Disney good girl, but in 2007, when Cyrus was 15, all that changed with one MySpace picture of her and a friend sharing a piece of licorice and almost kissing. In 2008, pictures of her in her underwear were leaked, and she posed topless for Vanity Fair.  By her 18th birthday party, pictures of Cyrus with a bong were released. Bad girl!



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