Taylor Swift (above) - Not only does this Jerk Own all her albums, he also knows every word to every song. That isn't sad is it? Taylor is flawless, head to toe and she is very deserving of the number 1 spot on this list.
Miley Cyrus (above) - She is so freaky and this Jerk Off likes it. I'm not a fan of her music but I can appreciate her shows. Call me, maybe?
Rhianna (above) - What can any man say but DAMN! This pop star is drop dead gorgeous and has hit after hit after hit on Billboard. Good find Jay-Z!
Cheryl Cole (above) -I am not gonna lie, I know nothing about this girl, just that she looks insanely hot.
Ariana Grande (above) - Her music makes for good background music at a party. I love her hair and innocent face paired with slutty outfits. A bit confusing imagery but this Jerk Off isn't confused. She wants me!
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