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Top 5 Women of ESPN Whom Make My "Jeans" Swell

7/31/2015

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LINDSAY CZARNIAK

She is undoubtedly my favorite reason to watch ESPN all day. Look how cuite she is! (below).A SportsCenter anchor since the summer of 2011, . 

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SAMANTHA STEELE

Samantha Steele (below) is a sideline reporter with ESPN’s Longhorn Network. Also, she gives this jerk off a long horn.
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CHARISSA THOMPSON

Charissa Thompson (below) - I'm not even sure what she does except make my blood rush to my mid section.  Please make a visit to a jerk off's bed room. 
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SARA WALSH

Walsh (below) joined ESPN in the Spring of 2010, and it's so obvious she wants me!
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HANNAH STORM

Hannah Storm (below) has some of the best legs on television today, and boy does she flaunt them. Not to be crude, but she makes me live up to my Jerk Off name.  Countless times.
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Top 5 Women with Huge Boobs in Sports

7/27/2015

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Let's face it, boobs are the main reason we love the ladies.

Female athletes with big breasts - while rare always catch your eye. These are the top 5 bustiest athletes to ever compete in sports, both professional and amateur.

Holly Sonders - Holly is a golfer and television personality who co-hosts "Morning Drive" and "School of Golf" on the Golf Channel. 

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Caroline Wozniacki-A Danish professional tennis player, Caroline Wozniacki is a former No. 1 ranked player on the WTA Tour. 


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Simona Halep is a Romanian tennis player who is currently ranked as one of the top 5 women's tennis players in the world.  She'd easily be number 1, but she had her milky pillows reduced.



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Natlie Gulbis is a professional LPGA Golfer who has won millions in prize money during her golfing career. 
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Heather Mitts - she was one of the few reasons to watch female soccer,.
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Top 5 Sexy Women of Fox News

7/23/2015

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Andrea Tantaros (below) is a co-host of the hit show “The Five,” weekdays at 5 p.m. ET on Fox News Channel 

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Ainsley Earhardt (below) currently serves as a co-host of Fox News Channel’s (FNC) “FOX & Friends First” (Weekdays 5-6 a.m. ET)
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Jenna Lee currently serves as a New York-based anchor on Fox News Channel’s (FNC) Happening Now, alongside Jon Scott (weekdays 11AM-1PM/ET). 

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Kimberly Guilfoyle  joined FOX News Channel (FNC) in January 2006 as the host of the one-hour crime-based program, “The Lineup.”
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Pattti Ann Browne (below) currently serves as a co-host for Fox News Channel’s (FNC) “Fox & Friends First” (weekdays 5-6 a.m. ET).
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Top 5 Sexy Victoria Secret Models

7/21/2015

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1. Adrianna Lima

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2. Bar  Rafaeli
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3. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
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4. Candice Swanepoel

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5. Alessandra Ambrosio

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Top 5 Sexy Bad Women 

7/20/2015

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1. Angelina Jolie (above) - Remeber the wacky days of Angelina Jolie?  Her most memorable moments include: wearing a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck, kissing her brother on the red carpet, and admitting to cutting her ex-boyfriend in the bedroom for pleasure. Not to mention, Jennifer Anniston.

Despite her settled-down lifestyle as a doting mom of six, the legend of bad girl Angelina Jolie will always be a prominent part of Hollywood history.



Bijou Phillips (right) -She is so sexy to this Jerk Off, especially her jacked up voice. She is the daughter of John Phillips, of the Mamas and the Papas, moved into her own New York City apartment when she was only 14, after quitting school. During her early teen years, she'd frequent nightclubs and was known to smoke, drink, and do drugs. After sowing her wild oats at such a young age, Bijou became more focused on her career, taking roles in Almost Famous and Hostel: Part II



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Lindsey Lohan (above) - Her hair sends this Jerk Off into a lust filled frenzy. 
Lohan is the poster child of good-girls-gone-bad. She started as a promising young star in the adorable Disney flick, The Parent Trap, and moved on to the iconic comedy Mean Girls, where she played the fish-out-of-water girl-next-door.

Nowadays, however, she's better known for her DUIs, stints in rehab and jail, tumultuous interpersonal relationships.  Baby if you need another Jerk Off in your life, get ahold of me.



Kim Kardasion (below) - Made famous by a sex tape with Ray J, Kim has really turned that odd fame into an empire of cash.
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5.  Miley Cyrus (above) -  Miley is the first woman to make two of my lists.  She was also on the 5 sexiest pop stars.  The former Hannah Montana was a Disney good girl, but in 2007, when Cyrus was 15, all that changed with one MySpace picture of her and a friend sharing a piece of licorice and almost kissing. In 2008, pictures of her in her underwear were leaked, and she posed topless for Vanity Fair.  By her 18th birthday party, pictures of Cyrus with a bong were released. Bad girl!



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Top 5 Pop Stars Who Make Wanna LALA

7/19/2015

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Taylor Swift (above) - Not only does this Jerk Own all her albums, he also knows every word to every song.  That isn't sad is it?  Taylor is flawless, head to toe and she is very deserving of the number 1 spot on this list.
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Miley Cyrus (above) - She is so freaky and this Jerk Off likes it.  I'm not a fan of her music but I can appreciate her shows.  Call me, maybe?
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Rhianna (above) -  What can any man say but DAMN!  This pop star is drop dead gorgeous and has hit after hit after hit on Billboard.  Good find Jay-Z!
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Cheryl Cole (above) -I am not gonna lie, I know nothing about this girl, just that she looks insanely hot.
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Ariana Grande (above) -  Her music makes for good background music at a party.  I love her hair and innocent face paired with slutty outfits. A bit confusing imagery but this Jerk Off isn't confused.  She wants me!
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