LINDSAY CZARNIAK

She is undoubtedly my favorite reason to watch ESPN all day. Look how cuite she is! (below).A SportsCenter anchor since the summer of 2011, . 

SAMANTHA STEELE

Samantha Steele (below) is a sideline reporter with ESPN’s Longhorn Network. Also, she gives this jerk off a long horn.

CHARISSA THOMPSON

Charissa Thompson (below) - I'm not even sure what she does except make my blood rush to my mid section.  Please make a visit to a jerk off's bed room. 

SARA WALSH

Walsh (below) joined ESPN in the Spring of 2010, and it's so obvious she wants me!

HANNAH STORM

Hannah Storm (below) has some of the best legs on television today, and boy does she flaunt them. Not to be crude, but she makes me live up to my Jerk Off name.  Countless times.

Caroline Wozniacki-A Danish professional tennis player, Caroline Wozniacki is a former No. 1 ranked player on the WTA Tour. 

Heather Mitts - she was one of the few reasons to watch female soccer,.

1. Adrianna Lima

2. Bar  Rafaeli

3. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

4. Candice Swanepoel

5. Alessandra Ambrosio

 
1. Angelina Jolie (above) - Remeber the wacky days of Angelina Jolie?  Her most memorable moments include: wearing a vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood around her neck, kissing her brother on the red carpet, and admitting to cutting her ex-boyfriend in the bedroom for pleasure. Not to mention, Jennifer Anniston.

Despite her settled-down lifestyle as a doting mom of six, the legend of bad girl Angelina Jolie will always be a prominent part of Hollywood history.

Lindsey Lohan (above) - Her hair sends this Jerk Off into a lust filled frenzy. 
Lohan is the poster child of good-girls-gone-bad. She started as a promising young star in the adorable Disney flick, The Parent Trap, and moved on to the iconic comedy Mean Girls, where she played the fish-out-of-water girl-next-door.

Nowadays, however, she's better known for her DUIs, stints in rehab and jail, tumultuous interpersonal relationships.  Baby if you need another Jerk Off in your life, get ahold of me.

Kim Kardasion (below) - Made famous by a sex tape with Ray J, Kim has really turned that odd fame into an empire of cash.

5.  Miley Cyrus (above) -  Miley is the first woman to make two of my lists.  She was also on the 5 sexiest pop stars.  The former Hannah Montana was a Disney good girl, but in 2007, when Cyrus was 15, all that changed with one MySpace picture of her and a friend sharing a piece of licorice and almost kissing. In 2008, pictures of her in her underwear were leaked, and she posed topless for Vanity Fair.  By her 18th birthday party, pictures of Cyrus with a bong were released. Bad girl!



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Taylor Swift (above) - Not only does this Jerk Own all her albums, he also knows every word to every song.  That isn't sad is it?  Taylor is flawless, head to toe and she is very deserving of the number 1 spot on this list.

Miley Cyrus (above) - She is so freaky and this Jerk Off likes it.  I'm not a fan of her music but I can appreciate her shows.  Call me, maybe?

Rhianna (above) -  What can any man say but DAMN!  This pop star is drop dead gorgeous and has hit after hit after hit on Billboard.  Good find Jay-Z!

Cheryl Cole (above) -I am not gonna lie, I know nothing about this girl, just that she looks insanely hot.

Ariana Grande (above) -  Her music makes for good background music at a party.  I love her hair and innocent face paired with slutty outfits. A bit confusing imagery but this Jerk Off isn't confused.  She wants me!