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Tampa Bay Buccaneers Outlook (2015)

8/3/2015

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Let's face it, this franchise is years away from competing.  That said they are moving in the right direction.

I predict they will be the most improved team with a 6-10 record.  4th in the nfc south.
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Jameis Winston (above) This kid is a winner.  I feel in a few years he'll be a top 5 qb.

Gerald McCoy (below left) and Levante David (below right) are 2 of the best defenders in the league.  You add a few more pieces on defense and look out!
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Top 5 Sets of Celebrity Legs

8/3/2015

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More than boobs or butts, legs make the woman.  Everyone has different tastes, but being 6'4, seeing a long, toned, tan leg on a woman makes this jerk off go nuts.  That said, this is MY top 5 sets of Celebrity legs!

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Taylor Swift (above) - I am still trying to find 1, just 1 flaw with this woman.  Everything about her, including her legs are perfect.
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Stacy Keibler (left) - She used to be in the WWE.  
Did she fight?  I hope not.  Anyway I'd marry this beauty if I was George Clooney.  He downgraded on the leg scale dumping this beauty.

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Beth Ostrosky (above) - This is one of my favorite looking woman ever.  She is a model, host, animal activist, and owner of two legs that make this jerk off drool.
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Karlie Kloss' (above) sexy legs are so long, the supermodel has said finding pants that fit is a challenge. Can I have her?  Please?
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Posh Spice (above) - She is the opposite of tall.  But the award for an amazing little slut that starts with her short hot legs goes to her.  I love her!
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Review of The Adam Corolla Show

8/2/2015

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I recently discovered what a podcast is.  So I downloaded like 50 as everyone has one  I discovered most are terrible but a few are amazing.  And my favorite is The Adam Corolla Show.

The Adam Carolla Show (formerly The Adam Carolla Podcast) is a free podcast hosted by comedian and radio-television personality Adam Carolla. Its first episode was released online on February 23, 2009 and the show is the flagship program of Carolla Digital.

In May 2011, the show became the Guinness World Records holder for the most downloaded podcast after receiving 59,574,843 unique downloads from March 2009 to March 16, 2011, overtaking the previous record set by The Ricky Gervais Show, a podcast hosted by British comedian Ricky Gervais.[1]



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The staff on-air includes Adam, Bald Brian, and the beauty with over sized boobs, Gina Grad.  A perfect storm of comedy perfection.

The Jerk Off rates this podcast 5 out of 5 faps.
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Top 5 Historical Women Whom Make This Jerk Off Wish He Had A Time Machine.

8/1/2015

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Princess Diana (above)

Known for her beauty, fashion sense, 
charisma, and high-profile charity work, Diana became a worldwide celebrity after her marriage to Prince Charles. She breathed new life into the stuffy British aristocracy, wearing elegant gowns that screamed rather than whispered. During her lifetime, people often called her the world’s most photographed person. Unfortunately, that also led to her death. A BBC poll named her the third greatest Briton of all time, ahead of Charles Darwin and Margaret Thatcher. Of course, she’s a lot hotter. 

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Anne Boelyn

Anne Boleyn (c. 1501[1] – 19 May 1536) was Queen of England from 1533 to 1536 as the second wife of King Henry VIII, and Marquess of Pembroke in her own right.[5] Henry's marriage to Anne, and her subsequent execution, made her a key figure in the political and religious upheaval that was the start of the English Reformation
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Marta Hari

A Dutch-Frisian exotic dancer in Paris during World War I, Mata Hari also worked as a double agent. She moved to France from her native Netherlands and won acclaim as a dancer with her promiscuity, flirtatiousness and willingness to flaunt her body in a way that was rare in the early 1900s. Since the Netherlands remained neutral during WWI, Mata Hari could move freely between borders as a Dutch subject. She was a courtesan to many high-ranking allied military officers during this time. In 1917, French intelligence agents intercepted a German message describing their spy in Paris known as H-21. They later identified H-21 as Mata Hari and executed her by firing squad. There’s always something sexy about the Bond villainess, and this hot historical woman was the real thing.

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Cleaopatra


In recent years, historians have wondered about the extent of Cleopatra’s beauty. Certain depictions of her from the era show her nose to be quite large. However, back then a strong nose showed dominance and strength of character. Cassius Dio, a Roman historian, wrote of this hot historical woman: "For she was a woman of surpassing beauty; she also possessed a most charming voice and a knowledge of how to make herself agreeable to every one.” Big nose or not, she charmed and bore the sons of the most powerful men of the Roman Empire: Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. The latter forgot he had a wife back home and married 
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Joan of Arc

There’s something sexy about a fair French girl who could kick your ass. Add the suit of armor and things just get kinky. This hot historical woman grew up a farm girl during the Hundred Years’ War between England and France. At 12 years old, divine visions told her to drive the English from her homeland. By 16, she led French forces in a number of successful attacks against the British. She had to wear men’s clothing and cut her hair short to not be seen as a sexual object. Still, she managed to inspire an army of men twice her age to follow her..
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